Month: March 2016

king Lear description

March 23, 2016 / / 0 Comments

The story of king lear and his three daughters is an amazing story filled with love greed and. And so this story began with a rich and wealthy man who owned all the land in Elizabethan England. He had three daughters however he was very greedy and the only person he cared for on that planet was pretty much himself.

And the attitude that he had in the beginning of the scene rode him through a roller coaster filled with emotional times during the beginning , middle and end witch wasn’t something you would want to have been through.

Now this

my version of king lear

March 22, 2016 / / 0 Comments

Open your mouth to puff out wind and leave cracks on your cheeks . blow smoke out of all of the holes in your body and again drain out all of the oxygen that has been produced in your body  and blow it out as if it was the first time you took a puff from a cigarette.

All of you humongous cataracts and twirling strong tornadoes , form and come my way. i got something i want to say. Till you have drenched our steeples, drowned the rocks. You evil and beheading extreme fires. Vaunt coriers to oak cleaving thunderbolts. Behead my white head. No matter what thunder shaking weather decides to occur. Lay down flat and thick  to the world. Crack mother natures mould for all germens spit at once  with makes and spawns that ungrateful man.  Fool.  O nuncle, court holy-water in a dry house is better than this rain-water out o’ door. Good nuncle, in, and ask thy daughters’ blessing; here’s a night pities neither wise man nor fool.

All of you humans rub your humongous stomachs and and breath out rapid oxidation .

I tax not you, you elements, with unkindness;

The cod-piece that will house
  Before the head has any,
The head and he shall louse;
  So beggars marry many.
The man that makes his toe
  What he his heart should make,
Shall of a corn cry woe,
  And turn his sleep to wake.
For there was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a glass.         25
Enter KENt
        15
I never gave you kingdom, call’d you children,
You owe me no subscription: then, let fall
Your horrible pleasure; here I stand, your slave,
A poor, infirm, weak, and despis’d old man.
But yet I call you servile ministers,         20
That have with two pernicious daughters join’d
Your high-engender’d battles ’gainst a head
So old and white as this. O! O! ’tis foul.
  Fool.  He that has a house to put his head in has a good head-piece.
The cod-piece that will house
  Before the head has any,
The head and he shall louse;
  So beggars marry many.
The man that makes his toe
  What he his heart should make,
Shall of a corn cry woe,
  And turn his sleep to wake.
For there was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a glass.         25
Enter KEN

Dear Cordeila

March 9, 2016 / / 1 Comment

I sincerely apologize for what i did to you. I fully regret what i did to you and cannot imagine how embarrassed, depressed and heart broken you must of felt after what i did to you. By any means i am not trying to send a threat saying that if you do not forgive me you are in danger but that i hope you do forgive me not for banishing you as my daughter but for every other deed i have ever committed against you.

What i did to you would have been the biggest sin or mistake i have done to you and although there have been some times were i have been extremely harsh to people like you  i am not trying to get my way out of the situation but there are were it hasn’t been my fault but it was society to blame.

I understand that you might not even bother to read this but i sincerely apologize for what i did and i cannot imagine how embarrassed , pathetic,lonely and heartbroken you must have felt after i did what i did to you. Now i know i possibly wrote this for nothing , however if you are reading this then to be honest i am highly impressed from the amount of confidence you have. If i were you, by the time this letter had arrived and it said my name then i would have either set it on fire or shred it into pieces.

I don’t even  know why but   i had no choice to you know… banish .you. as my daughter. At that moment when i did what i did  the only things i thought was pretty much these things.

WOMEN

ALCOHOL

MONEY

TAXES.

These four things changed my complete personality , and trust me these personalities weren’t good. And so you should be able to guess the next part. Because all i thought about was myself i forgot all of my responsibility. It was as if Satan ate all of the good deeds and responsibilities i had to take care of. Now if you don’t forgive me that is OK however just reading this whole apology letter is just as good i guess. Humans in my opinion are actually one of the most sinful, disrespectful and evil creatures living on this planet. And so this might have been the third or second time or third but i am really sorry and in return if you forgive me you know the place. In fact i don’t even know if i should be speaking to you like that .

No matter the cost , present , food or place i will do it for you . From a gold or diamond necklace to a house  no even needing to give me those two magic words i will do it for you. For it is me needing to do the magic in order for you to forgive me. I feel so sorry for what i did to you that in return i have rented you a limo zine a watch with alligator skin and enchanted quartz encrusted emerald. I have even got all of the priests and monks in Elizabeth England to whip and punish me .

I am sorry my daughter. Love you.

KING LEAR