I sincerely apologize for what i did to you. I fully regret what i did to you and cannot imagine how embarrassed, depressed and heart broken you must of felt after what i did to you. By any means i am not trying to send a threat saying that if you do not forgive me you are in danger but that i hope you do forgive me not for banishing you as my daughter but for every other deed i have ever committed against you.

What i did to you would have been the biggest sin or mistake i have done to you and although there have been some times were i have been extremely harsh to people like you  i am not trying to get my way out of the situation but there are were it hasn’t been my fault but it was society to blame.

I understand that you might not even bother to read this but i sincerely apologize for what i did and i cannot imagine how embarrassed , pathetic,lonely and heartbroken you must have felt after i did what i did to you. Now i know i possibly wrote this for nothing , however if you are reading this then to be honest i am highly impressed from the amount of confidence you have. If i were you, by the time this letter had arrived and it said my name then i would have either set it on fire or shred it into pieces.

I don’t even  know why but   i had no choice to you know… banish .you. as my daughter. At that moment when i did what i did  the only things i thought was pretty much these things.

WOMEN

ALCOHOL

MONEY

TAXES.

These four things changed my complete personality , and trust me these personalities weren’t good. And so you should be able to guess the next part. Because all i thought about was myself i forgot all of my responsibility. It was as if Satan ate all of the good deeds and responsibilities i had to take care of. Now if you don’t forgive me that is OK however just reading this whole apology letter is just as good i guess. Humans in my opinion are actually one of the most sinful, disrespectful and evil creatures living on this planet. And so this might have been the third or second time or third but i am really sorry and in return if you forgive me you know the place. In fact i don’t even know if i should be speaking to you like that .

No matter the cost , present , food or place i will do it for you . From a gold or diamond necklace to a house  no even needing to give me those two magic words i will do it for you. For it is me needing to do the magic in order for you to forgive me. I feel so sorry for what i did to you that in return i have rented you a limo zine a watch with alligator skin and enchanted quartz encrusted emerald. I have even got all of the priests and monks in Elizabeth England to whip and punish me .

I am sorry my daughter. Love you.

KING LEAR